Lighten the Fuck Up! She Was Traveling Alone in a Hot-Air Balloon & Got Lost...

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An attractive blonde woman traveling alone in a hot-air balloon was lost, so she shouted down to a gentleman standing on the ground below. "Excuse me, Sir. I promised a dear friend I would meet him for lunch, but I haven't the slightest idea where I am…"

"You're at 31 degrees,14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replied.

"You must be a Democrat," the woman scowled…

"Yes, I am. How did you know?" the gentleman asked curiously.

"Because everything you just told me is technically correct, but the information is totally useless, and despite everything you just said, I'm still lost. Frankly, Sir, you've been absolutely no help to me whatsoever…"

"You must be a Republican," the gentleman retorted.

"Yes, I am. How did you know?" the woman asked proudly.

"Well, Ma'am, you've risen to where you are due to an abundance of hot air, you made a promise you couldn't keep, and you're expecting me to step in and solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's all my fault…"                                                                                                                                                                   

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This is LTFU joke #129!