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Polyana Viana Says Colby Covington Got Upset When She Refused To Finger His Butthole

WOAH! OKAY THEN! WE'RE TALKIN FINGERS UP THE ASS! GOT IT! 

UFC Polyana Viana picked up a sick first round knockout over Jinh Yu Frey this past weekend....

....but before that, she decided to air out some dirty laundry on Twitter! Some Jersey Jerry post-NJ Transit ride dirty laundry!

For those unaware, Colby Covington claimed in a 2021 interview with Submission Radio that he turned down a fight with Leon Edwards because he was "balls deep" in teammate Viana....

“There wasn’t much talks [for the Edwards fight],” Covington said. “I was busy, balls deep in Polyana Viana, so to get me off the couch on three weeks’ notice to fight some Leon guy, it was going to have to be a price tag. Everybody’s going to have to use their imagination on that one. I’m not claiming to be her boyfriend, but what’s up with titles these days? Why does there have to be a title? Why can’t two adults just have fun together?”

Polyana immediately responded and called Colby "revolting" in a statement that read….

“I have never given room for any kind of comment or judgment about my personal life, but it is not for me to judge the person’s attitude. I feel sorry for those who act so low to try to promote themselves. It is revolting.”

….and now, outta nowhere, over a year later, she says the heat between them all started when Colby asked her to stick a digit in his behind and she said no! Who woulda guessed it?!

I'm not one to kink shame here, but I am shocked by this revelation. I mean, fingers in the bootyhole? Phalanges in the ol' rusty trumpet? Stunning. This paints Colby's complaints about eye pokes in a whole new light - he was just upset the poke didn't hit em where he wanted!

One of my favorite aspects of this whole thing is that Polyana was responding to an otherwise innocent "humanizing athletes" post from Alex Behunin….

This is the epitome of a ricochet shot. Fair play to her.