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There is a ton on the line. The Jets play the Patriots, Sam Ehlinger is starting for the Colts vs. the Commanders, and even Chad Kelly is starting for the Toronto Argonauts. <span style="background-color:transparent">It's like every take I have ever made is coming to a crucial turning point all at the same time. The pressure is high right now. Even my Mac Jones and Bailey Zappe takes will be coming to fruition against the Jets. There's so many different outcomes that could possibly occur. </span></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/ru4Mkfp?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3439242/the-jets-have-arrived-collecting-receipts?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>If Sam Ehlinger plays well and the Jets win, that's a win. If the Colts win and the Jets win, that's the best-case scenario. If the Jets and Colts lose, that's a huge L. If Bailey Zappe has a huge day after dethroning Mac Jones and Running an air raid offense, that's also kinda a win, but the Jets will lose. All the takes I have been squatting on are coming to a T. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/KN3hg0M?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3429763/sam-ehlinger-has-put-in-the-work-and-needs-some-more-shine-with-the-colts?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p></p><p>Sunday I Will either be considered the smartest football mind in America and might be insufferable, or destroyed by my own design. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/prHVuft?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3441186/chad-kelly-to-start-in-first-professional-football-game?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p>Chad Kelly winning a game could be consolidation. I don't even have that big of a take on Chad Kelly beside him being electric. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/fUT0arF?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/status/1586047904879611905?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>I may quit if it all goes burning down on Sunday, I legit just might tap out and never be seen on the internet again. If my takes come true many of you may also want me never to be seen on the internet again. I will be so hyped. </p><p></p></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/kDRMNkl?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/NYMhistory/status/1530512709942267904?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p>Looking back at this video from the Mets, the phrase "Our asses are in the jackpot" perfectly sums up how I feel going into this weekend. There is a ton on the line. The Jets play the Patriots, Sam Ehlinger is starting for the Colts vs. the Commanders, and even Chad Kelly is starting for the Toronto Argonauts. <span style="background-color:transparent">It's like every take I have ever made is coming to a crucial turning point all at the same time. The pressure is high right now. Even my Mac Jones and Bailey Zappe takes will be coming to fruition against the Jets. There's so many different outcomes that could possibly occur. </span></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/ru4Mkfp?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3439242/the-jets-have-arrived-collecting-receipts?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>If Sam Ehlinger plays well and the Jets win, that's a win. If the Colts win and the Jets win, that's the best-case scenario. If the Jets and Colts lose, that's a huge L. If Bailey Zappe has a huge day after dethroning Mac Jones and Running an air raid offense, that's also kinda a win, but the Jets will lose. All the takes I have been squatting on are coming to a T. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/KN3hg0M?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3429763/sam-ehlinger-has-put-in-the-work-and-needs-some-more-shine-with-the-colts?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p></p><p>Sunday I Will either be considered the smartest football mind in America and might be insufferable, or destroyed by my own design. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/prHVuft?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3441186/chad-kelly-to-start-in-first-professional-football-game?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p>Chad Kelly winning a game could be consolidation. I don't even have that big of a take on Chad Kelly beside him being electric. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/fUT0arF?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/status/1586047904879611905?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>I may quit if it all goes burning down on Sunday, I legit just might tap out and never be seen on the internet again. If my takes come true many of you may also want me never to be seen on the internet again. I will be so hyped. </p><p></p>

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All the takes I have been squatting on are coming to a T. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/KN3hg0M?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3429763/sam-ehlinger-has-put-in-the-work-and-needs-some-more-shine-with-the-colts?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p></p><p>Sunday I Will either be considered the smartest football mind in America and might be insufferable, or destroyed by my own design. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/prHVuft?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3441186/chad-kelly-to-start-in-first-professional-football-game?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Chad Kelly winning a game could be consolidation. I don't even have that big of a take on Chad Kelly beside him being electric. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/fUT0arF?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/status/1586047904879611905?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p>I may quit if it all goes burning down on Sunday, I legit just might tap out and never be seen on the internet again. If my takes come true many of you may also want me never to be seen on the internet again. I will be so hyped. </p><p></p></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/kDRMNkl?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/NYMhistory/status/1530512709942267904?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Looking back at this video from the Mets, the phrase "Our asses are in the jackpot" perfectly sums up how I feel going into this weekend. There is a ton on the line. The Jets play the Patriots, Sam Ehlinger is starting for the Colts vs. the Commanders, and even Chad Kelly is starting for the Toronto Argonauts. <span style="background-color:transparent">It's like every take I have ever made is coming to a crucial turning point all at the same time. The pressure is high right now. Even my Mac Jones and Bailey Zappe takes will be coming to fruition against the Jets. There's so many different outcomes that could possibly occur. </span></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/ru4Mkfp?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3439242/the-jets-have-arrived-collecting-receipts?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p>If Sam Ehlinger plays well and the Jets win, that's a win. If the Colts win and the Jets win, that's the best-case scenario. If the Jets and Colts lose, that's a huge L. If Bailey Zappe has a huge day after dethroning Mac Jones and Running an air raid offense, that's also kinda a win, but the Jets will lose. All the takes I have been squatting on are coming to a T. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/KN3hg0M?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3429763/sam-ehlinger-has-put-in-the-work-and-needs-some-more-shine-with-the-colts?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p></p><p>Sunday I Will either be considered the smartest football mind in America and might be insufferable, or destroyed by my own design. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/prHVuft?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3441186/chad-kelly-to-start-in-first-professional-football-game?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Chad Kelly winning a game could be consolidation. I don't even have that big of a take on Chad Kelly beside him being electric. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/fUT0arF?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/status/1586047904879611905?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63573_0_my-ass-is-in-the-jackpot"></a></div></div></div><p>I may quit if it all goes burning down on Sunday, I legit just might tap out and never be seen on the internet again. If my takes come true many of you may also want me never to be seen on the internet again. I will be so hyped. </p><p></p>

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