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Michelle Rodriguez Hung Out With Bear Grylls And Ate A Mouse That Was Boiled In Her Own Urine

 

 

 

Here’s the deal.  Is this shit real?  I never got into shows like this so I don’t know.  Also I remember hearing rumblings way back in the day that while the cameras were off Bear Grylls was chilling in a 5-star hotel, eating 8 course meals and not actually sleeping on the ground.  So I always had my doubts but, if real, that might be the grossest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.  Scratch that. It is the grossest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.  All of it.  The piss, the boiled mouse, the mouse bones and then especially the part where they decided it’d be a good idea to drink the piss.  You know something is super fucked up when even Bear Grylls is like, “This is absolutely disgusting.  I’ve reached my limit.”  That’s when you know you’ve crossed the line.  When the guy who has done every disgusting thing in the book (including sticking a ring up his ass to propose to his girlfriend) and finally stumbled upon the one that grosses him out.  I thought I had a tough stomach but watching them drink the boiled piss made me literally gag.

 

Here’s another thing. You know what the last thing I would do if I were a celebrity who had millions of dollars in the bank?  Hang out with Bear Grylls.  I’d stay as far away from that guy as humanly possible.  Michelle Rodriguez for sure isn’t the most rich and famous person in the word but I assume she’s doing just fine.  Anybody even remotely attached to the Fast and Furious franchise has to be Scrooge McDucking it to a certain degree.  Those movies make BANK.  Rodriguez has enough money to not be eating mice that were boiled in her own piss.  That’s all I’m saying.  She’s above the Urine Boiled Mouse tax bracket.  It doesn’t matter how great the exposure will be from the show either. Fuck.  That.  Give me a steak dinner and a Mt. Dew and less exposure every time over a piss-boiled mouse and more exposure.