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Inaugural Skell Of The Week

TWITTER SKELLS! A great idea from Doogs to start a series of Skell Of The Week. For those unfamiliar with the term, or those who may not know the term because they are preparing for the upcoming college basketball season, a subject I am no longer allowed to think about, skell is essentially a term in NYC or the surrounding areas that describes an undesirable person. I've always labeled skells as people I don't want to be around. I recently watched NYPD Blue and it was a favorite term of the best character on the show Detective Andy Sipowicz. In one episode he says, "in the mean time, let's concentrate on finding this skell"

So find this skell we will ... 

Every week we will search high and low, far and wide, near and far, and come up with the skell of the week. We may even get creative and throw in a throwback skell, a fictional character skell , or a member of the social team who wears a hat at all times and has an army of soldiers under him with an agenda to make long term employees look like shit just for fun. 

This week's skell of the week is : 

The staff of this daycare. 

First off, Halloween is fun for like 4-5 years as a kid, then 4 years in college. Period. So I always wonder why people like Halloween. It's usually a shitty cold day, it's always on October 31st which is always a Monday so even when if you want to go out, you have to keep an eye on Monday Night Football. Shitty holiday. I'll never get how you can love Halloween. 

Another strike against Halloween is the sense that "scaring people" is fun. I hate scary movies, and hated haunted houses etc. Never liked it. Now scaring an adult is sucky, but scaring little kids is borderline criminal. What a shame on this staff. What would possess people to keep going with the bit when they see or hear the kids crying or being absolutely terrified ? I have an idea what would … you're a skell, and this case - SKELL OF THE WEEK.

I hope these people hit endless traffic, never have happiness, lose all their bets and have someone make them cry just as hard as they made these kids cry. 

The Daycare workers are the Official First Ever Skell Of The Week