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DK Metcalf Confirmed He Had To Get Carted Off The Field To Take A Shit

This is my second blog of the week talking about someone taking a shit but it is a part of life. When we were watching on in the gambling cave I said I thought he was fast he should be able to go to the locker room to pee. Well there is your answer. You can't run fast when you have to take a shit. I really wish there was no cart for him so we had the visual of him clenching and running to the locker room to take a shit. That is one way to slow down one of the fastest guys in the league. 

Why isn't there porta potties on a football field? It is a long game with a lot of guys that may have an emergency pop out of nowhere. I know some players use the blue tent to pee in a bucket. But how is there not a shitting station? 

A lot of the big boys on the stream said that the lineman wouldn't be able to get into the porta potty but I think you can still have it for the skill players. I wonder if anyone actually has ever gotten the shit hit out of them. I love when players are just honest about it because it is funny as hell. He could have let us all just think he had to pee but he went to twitter and confirmed he had to drop a deuce.