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The Nastiest Dangles In All The Land Were On Display In This Floorball Shootout Goal

Foul! ... No, two fouls! People can't just go around having the ball glued to their stick like that. 

Gordon Bombay thought he was hot shit with the triple deke. Meanwhile we've got this chick from Poland breaking out the quintuple deke like it's nothing. Got the goalie flailing around like a fish out of water. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous. 

Also let this just serve as a fair warning to ice hockey goalies everywhere. It's only a matter of time before the "Zorro" move becomes a part of the standard arsenal of moves on the ice. The Michigan is about to be the least of their worries once they're getting Zorro'd to death on a daily basis. Floorball is the breeding ground for vicious dangles everywhere, and this one is coming to a sheet of ice near you soon. 

@JordieBarstool