Micah Parsons Wants Everyone To Watch The Tape And Stop Hyping 'Weak As* Shit' After A Clip Of Leonard Fournette Planting His Ass Went Viral

Alright let's address the biggest thing here. Why did ass get the asterisk but not shit? I feel like shit is a worse word than ass. In terms of standard swear words is goes damn, hell, ass, shit, fuck. Think that's universally agreed upon. Had to get that out of the way because it really bothered me for some reason. 

Now, Micah Parsons is awesome. I can take away being a Giants fan and hating Penn State and even Harrisburg High to know that Micah Parsons is awesome. I would like to have him on the Giants even. But fair is fair. Fournette planted his ass. Was it 1-on-1? Of course not. The Bucs would be stupid to put Fournette 1-on-1 blocking Parsons. That's something that Cowboys would do. 

And yes we can go to the type. Micah Parsons is the one good Cowboys player. He's a menace. He's disruptive. Just don't call him mad: 

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You can't sit here throw around the word pussy and watch the tape and then say you're not mad. You quote tweeted that PFF tweet like 8 minutes after the game ended. You wanted your side of the story out there. Parsons for sure is upset. Can't play the 'I'm blessed' or 'it's football' card. He got caught by Fournette. Fair is fair. Parsons has enough tape out there catching his own. 

Decent humor though: 

CONCLUSION: I've watched the tape and it's decided. The Cowboys fucking stink.