BARSTOOL FINANCE: Dave made a million... We didn't.
Quick reminder... Tyler Morin from The Water Coolest and I pooled together $5,001 which we are investing as The Family Office...
This week, we OBSESS over the fact that Dave made a casual million trading options into LULU's number while we just-as-casually lost 10% of our portfolio while sitting on our hands.
On top of that, Tyler and I chat about Alcoa, BBBY, RCI Hospitality, and how we can get into OnlyFans without taking off our shirts…
(That's me… Send $5.)
An audio version of this video exists for people who find Tyler physically repulsive and can be heard on Apple Podcasts…
Or Spotify…
Plus, past episodes can be seen on our YouTube channel…
And, as always, here are a couple of Free GIFts…
Just learned there is a job called a "jiggler"…
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They move cheeks and breasts for Instagram models during photo shoots…
Apparently, a jiggler has an eye for what type of movement is most photogenic to lonely scrollers…
While some people need no help at all…
Take a report.
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