All Is Well At Man U - Ronaldo Is Acting Like A Baby, Locker Room Fights And They Flat Out Stink

What a baby. I know I'm not a Ronaldo guy but what a fucking baby dude. They really are turning into the Lakers. Once proud franchise with a legendary player who is trying to force anything and everything. In this case though Ronaldo is trying to force his way out instead of trying to force all his friends who don't fit into a system to the team. 

Every day there seems to be two things happening. 1) Some sort of Ronaldo will he/won't he type thing. Is he going to make it work at Man U, will Man U let him go. Whatever it is, this is a daily thing. 2) Some sort of leak about whats wrong outside of Ronaldo. That would be breaking one of ten Hag's rules: 

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This is of course all coming from a 4-0 loss to Brentford on Saturday. Brentford! For the first time ever Man U lost its first two Premier League matches. It's honestly sad. This is one of the most notorious clubs in all the world. Even the most casual soccer fan knows Man U. But Ronaldo is being a baby, the Glazers fucking stink and everyone might hate everyone. They really are the Lakers. It's impressive. 

I do love the report that Ronaldo is eating alone. Of course he is. Who would want to hang out with a guy like that? There are a shit ton of stories about his ridiculous diet and how he tries to force it on some other people. Let me eat my food and you sit there alone, pal. 

PS: Hilarious to see, no matter how early it is: