Bluey Is The Best Children's Show On TV, Season 3 Was Released Today, And You Should Be Thrown In Jail Then Have Your Kids Taken Away If You Don't Watch It With Them
Okay that headline was a bit much. But I really need to hammer home just how good of a show Bluey is. Not just for kids, which it is a 10000/10 for. But for parents too.
It's funny, quick (each episode is about 7 minutes), teaches good lessons, is as realistic/relatable as it gets about parenting for a cartoon with talking dogs, and has Australian accents which makes it an utter delight every time. I mean look at the intro I posted above. That song is a bop. Do the kids still say that? I have no clue because I spend most of my days in front of the TV with my actual kids watching Bluey.
The first episode I ever saw was "Takeaway", which showed what happens when the dad Bandit took both kids to the Chinese food place by himself. A slow boil of mayhem due to events nobody could've seen coming because kids are creatures of chaos as the music relays the stress of being on an island in public with your kids.
You may be asking why my old ass is out here pumping up a show out of the blue. On Barstool SPORTS no less! Well because a new season dropped today and I'm sure there are plenty of parents alone with their kids during summer break that just need a good show to babysit the little ones as they get work/life done.
The only downside of Bluey is that Bandit is such a good dad, you will feel like the worst parent in the world watching the way he plays with his kids. Also when you find out that Bluey is a girl, your brain will hurt due to your mind exploding. But you'll get over it after a few minutes.
I'll pause the blog for Bluey viewers that just learned of this very real reality. Here is the incredible ride or die mom Chilli dancing to help pass the time as those poor people pick up their brain fragments.
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Other than that, Bluey is a perfect 5 Balls in my book. Check it out then thank me for the peace and quiet when you put it on as your kids binge hours of it in a row, that you will inevitably watch too because it truly is just as good for parents as it is for kids. It's pretty much the Honey Nut Cheerios of TV shows, which for anyone who follows me knows I do not throw a compliment like that around lightly.
We also by the grace of God got shirts printed in the Barstool Store in both adults and kids sizes.
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So get your shirts now along with everything from the Back To School merch release on the store. God I love this fucking show.
P.S. Large and Chaps rebuked Bluey a couple of weeks ago on Podfathers despite never watching a minute of it in their lives, which caused me to rebuke them. Stick it to both of those assholes by watching today's episode which Chaps is not in and Large cries about getting his ass beat by Canelo as well as taking his oldest kid to college today.