Elon Musk Denies Banging Google Founder Sergey Brin's Wife, Claims He Isn't Fucking At All

Big story (lol that's a joke btw) over the weekend from the Wall Street Journal that Elon Musk ALLEGEDLY banged Sergey Brin's wife, which is why the two are getting divorced. Sorta love this from the WSJ. At the end of the day, we're all smut bloggers. Doesn't matter if you were founded by a man with inverse-knees or you were founded on July 8, 1889 and are a world-renowned newspaper, at the end of the day, it all boils down to gossip about who is fucking who. These pages ain't gonna click themselves! 

But Elon made sure to clear the air. He, under no circumstances, had sex with Sergey Brin's wife.

Here's my take- billionaires do WEIRDDDDDD shit. Did Elon bang Sergey's wife? Maybe! Maybe he did it while Sergey was watching. Maybe she banged him! Maybe they smoked peyote for six straight days, repelled down Mount Vesuvius, and then

But Elon has categorically denied it. In fact, he overly denied it! Not only did he not fuck Nicole, he ain't fuckin' at all!

I call BS. Him not banging Sergey's wife was believable. But haven't had sex in ages? Nobody fucks more than Elon. Guy has 10 children…that we know of. He cannot stop sticking his dick into women and blasting his robot cum into them. He puts up MVP numbers year after year. But nice of him to stay humble. 

At the end of the day, guys like Elon will always be ginormous weirdos. The things he does in his private life are likely nothing like what we know. If he's simply having an affair with Sergey's wife that would be the most normal thing he does. It's Elon, Zuckerberg, P…nevermind.