Lighten the Fuck Up! She Was French & She Never Went Anywhere Without Her Precious Little Fifi...

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The train heading to Paris was crowded. A Marine stationed in France was in full dress and on leave, walked the entire aisle looking for a seat…

There seemed to be only one empty seat and it was next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got to it he saw it was occupied by the woman's mini Goldendoodle.

The soldier asked politely, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman sniffed and then while lightly stroking her designer dog's head said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. Can't he see that my precious little Fifi is using that seat?"

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that Goldendoodle. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I paid for a seat on this train…"

She snorted and looking directly at the Marine she said, "Not only are you Americans ill-mannered, but you're also very arrogant and demanding!" Then she huffed loudly and turned her attention back toward her precious little Fifi…

The Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out of the open train window, and then sat down in the empty seat…

The French woman shrieked in horror, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place! My poor little Fifi!"

A highbrow English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold your forks in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and flipping people off forever!)

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