WATCH: Insane Video Of A House Cat Fighting Off A Coyote And Barely Escaping With Its Life

Good lord. If there were Oscars for TikTok's this one would take home best picture. I mean, the drama. I was enthralled from start to finish. It even had sound which is rare when it comes to home security system videos. The craziest part of the whole thing is that that's a house cat. One that most likely snuggles up to its owner at night and purrs like the sweet little pussy it is. Little does its owner know it's a stone cold killer. Or maybe they do- I don't know. Regardless, you don't fuck with cats (TM). Their instinct runs too deep. That kitty knew exactly when to attack, when to run, and how to hold off an animal five times its size just long enough so it could escape. Which it barely did. At one point the coyote had a mouth full of ass...

Ass that turned right around and immediately put him on the defensive…

Jokes on you, idiot. I don't really have anything else to say, so I'm going to end the blog here. That's it. Thanks for reading.