Things Are Getting Very Weird On The Soccer Pitch

Not sure what this is or what injury its helping but it looks like something I want. Whether its a cure for swamp ass or makes your balls hurt less when you’ve been hit in the junk, whatever the purpose of this mechanism is, I think I want it. I feel like it can only help your balls and butt crack. That whole region is very sensitive and volatile and anything that can help it out – even some sort of C02 dry ice gun – is welcome.