Congratulations To The Late, Great, Jimi Hendrix Who Just Had His Dick Inducted To The Iceland Penis Hall Of Fame

A plaster cast of Jimi Hendrix's penis is to be unveiled at the Icelandic Phallological Museum in downtown Reykjavik.

The artefact was donated by the late Cynthia Albritton, otherwise known as Cynthia Plaster Caster, and is one of a few cast replicas of the legendary guitarist's genitalia. It will be displayed during a closed event at the museum which will take place in early June.

Former groupie Albritton gained fame for her plaster work of iconic rockstars' penises, after discovering in her art class that she could cast anything solid that could “retain its shape”.

What an absolute honor. The Penis Hall Of Hall for legendary Rockstar, Jimi Hendrix. I am glad that the veterans committee finally got this one right. I mean Jimi Hendrix was a LEGEND in real time. A guy who couldn't be touched on the guitar in an era of free love, drugs, and you better believe he was slinging it everywhere. His dick probably had more conquests than the British Empire. It is astonishing and embarrassing that the voters didn't put him in the hall of fame until 52 years after he died. Better late than never, I guess. 

I need to talk to this woman who was a groupie and had sex with so many of these famous rockstars of that era that she started getting them to plaster their dicks. A historical record of everyone's member. I am picturing this lil old British grandma with stories about every musician, every hotel, every festival, every trailer, and every dick from 1965 to 1980. An encyclopedia of the clap and lived to tell about. Need her on Dogwalk.