A Horse At 80-1, Who Wasn’t In The Kentucky Derby Until Yesterday Just Won The Whole Damn Thing

What the fuck was that? I didn’t think we’d see another Mine That Bird but here we are. Rich Strike came through and honestly looked like a favorite. I can promise that no one saw that coming. This horse wasn’t even in the race until yesterday and we got this. Unreal run chasing down the two favorites in the stretch. I’m still in shock. 

P.S. Somehow Dave's security guard out in Vegas had the winner