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Stephen A. Smith Is The Only Person Who Gives Good Takes Anymore

I hate this era of take making. Fucking despise it. Everyone has every stat for every scenario available on the same internet and you're not allowed to just let a take fly without 50 "Well, actually" dipshits trying to jam stats down your throat. In the words of Twitter philosopher Kevin Wayne Durant, "Who the fuck wants to look at graphs while having a hoop convo?" The true essence of giving takes has nothing to do with facts or data. Takes are a direct reflection of your raw emotions in a given moment. This is why Stephen A. is the king of all kings. Go ahead, try to conjure up a better take than this today. I fucking dare you.