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This Heat Security Guard Who Forced DJ Khaled To Shoot An Airball And Then Booted Him From The Floor Is A Lock For Defensive Player Of The Year

I know people will shit all over DJ Khaled for this, but not here. Oh no. This is praising the security guard - see I can not be a hater on everything, credit to me. This is perfect defense. Close out on the shooter, keep your hand high and don't foul. Some people in the league could learn a thing or two here from the security guard. He didn't even stop after the shot too. He chased Khaled right off the floor. Marcus Smart needs to be taken down as a DPOY favorite. Rudy Gobert has no idea how to close out like this. 

Now as for Khaled, you gotta hit the rim man. You can't be getting onto the floor during an NBA playoff game and throw up an airball. I don't care how bad you are at basketball and that form is hideous. Get it to the rim. Shit, at least throw a brick that might break the backboard. Anything but an airball. 

I'll give Khaled credit for this though. Top of the key three is the no-brainer shot to take. There are always debates on if you made a shot for x amount of money what do you take, etc. It's the top of the key three followed by the corner three. Give me that dead on look, don't leave it short. Problem here though is again Khaled's form is atrocious. My 2.5 year old has a better looking shot and I'm not even sure if he's a lefty yet. 

If the Heat can have Udonis Haslem on the bench as a player/coach, motivator, intimidator you gotta have the security guard too for late game defensive reasons. Sneaky quick.