Pat McAfee's WrestleMania Match Just Led To Vince McMahon Eating A Stone Cold Stunner

Pat McAfee just made his WrestleMania debut in spectacular fashion, coming out to 'Seven Nation Army', getting the whole building rockin, and then tearing the house down against Austin Theory. Honestly, he was as over as anyone save for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin tonight and the crowd was more into this match than any other on the card...which is also a testament to the two-night Mania, considering nobody's exhausted yet!

After McAfee got the flash pin/win over Vince McMahon's protege, Austin Theory, the Chairman ripped his dress clothes off and called for a referee - giving us our second impromptu "match" of the weekend. I cracked up seeing Vince muscle up and everything, but this was definitely pretty awkward for a bit. He may not have the body of a 76 year old, but he moves like one at this point.

After a lopsided two-on-one beatdown, Vince pinned Pat 1-2-3, and then the glass shattered yet again....

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Austin Theory got himself a Stunner first, selling that shit to the MOON….

….and then Vince outdid his first Stunner sell from '97 and gave us a new worst sell of all time….

Pat McAfee actually made up for Vince's shitty sell with another great one to close the segment, however….

What a dream come true scenario for McAfee. Dude just KILLED IT in his WrestleMania debut, wrestled Vince fucking McMahon in an impromptu match, and then got to bash beers and eat a Stunner from Stone Cold. I couldn't be more happy for him.

WrestleMania 38 has been fantastic over two nights - one of WWE's best in 7-8 years in my eyes. It's a great time to be a pro wrestling fan. Shoutout to the WWE for hooking it up for me and Brandon all weekend - I'm incredibly grateful.