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If You're Not Deadlifting To The Point Where You Piss Yourself Then Do You Even Lift, Bro?

Imagine showing up to the gym and just going through the motions. Imagine showing up to the gym and worrying more about not drenching your pants and the platform underneath of you with a gallon of urine than you worry about your gains. You want to be average your whole life? You want to be content with mediocrity? Then get the fuck out of my gym. If you're not pushing yourself to the point of losing control of your bladder, then you clearly don't want it enough. 

Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but ain't nobody wanna rock a piss in the middle of a gym. 

Quick sidenote here: I hate to dime this dude out because he's clearly just trying to mind his own business. But this fella obviously has a piss fetish. He can't bring himself to look away. 

Everybody has their own something that makes them tick. Turns out it's a little whizz for this guy. No shame in that, brother. 

Another thing to mention here is post-Covid gym etiquette. In the peak of the pandemic I feel like everybody was great about wiping down whatever machines or weights they were using in the gym with sanitary wipes. Gyms had never been cleaner than they were during Covid. Now that we're almost 100% back to normalcy in the world, the wipe downs aren't nearly as frequent at gyms. So what do we think happened here? Do you think this chick finished up her last set and broke out a mop to wipe down the piss drenched platform? Or do we think think she left that mess for the next bozo to step up to the plate? My money is on she left her mark. 

@JordieBarstool