Alexis Ohanian Makes His Decisions By Thinking "What would Dan Snyder do in this situation?’ And how do I do the exact opposite?"

Amen brother. Amen. That is the absolute best way to go through life, especially when you're a bazillionaire like Alexis who is the co-owner of Angel City FC, the new National Women's Soccer League expansion team set to kick off this Summer. As a new sports owner he is following the best advice possible- do the opposite of what you think Dan Snyder would do in any given situation. It's like the old Michael Scott advice to Dwight

but 100x better. Because Dan Snyder is the king idiot. The reigning, defending, undisputed idiot champion of the world. So if you go through life trying to be the opposite of Snyder, you are firmly on the correct path. 

When (NOT IF, BUT WHEN) Snyder is forced to sell, hopefully Alexis is part of the new ownership group that buys the team. He is a life-long fan, a good ol' HoCo boy, and would immediately become the best owner in the NFL. I could see an ownership group of him, Kevin Durant, Dale Jr, and myself. Pipe dreams, man. Pipe dream.