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Thailand Soccer League Has That X Factor Of Savage Elbows To The Face

I've been noodling on this clip all morning. Trying to find a way to call this guy a typical soccer pussy. Just flopping all over the place. Can't do it. That elbow came straight out of the octagon. And for what? Playing solid defense? 6 in red is just playing the wrong sport. The muay thai gym probably around the corner, man. You want to crack dudes in the face for no apparent reason, well...there's a sport for that. It ain't soccer. 

Now, speaking of soccer players being GIANT pussies...the other 10 guys in blue. How are you going to watch your guy get elbowed into a coma and just do absolutely nothing. Stood there and waited for the daddy ref to flash a piece of laminated red paper in his face and for a coroner to come to the field. That is pathetic. Blue team is done. It's over for them. Now every team knows the key to beating them is just break a jaw or two and they're dead. Not going to do anything. The Red team is now the Broad Street Bullies of Thailand. Using intimidation to win. I love that tactic. I think soccer needs more violence. It is probably the biggest thing holding the sport back. Add fighting to soccer, even weird elbow mma fighting, and soccer goes to a different level. Don't let America find this type of soccer. We will take over the sport. We need a little blood lust to really get into a sport. That is what held soccer back in this country. Add this element to it and the final four of the next world cup will be USA, Canada, Ireland, and apparently Thailand.