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Derrick Rose Put Out A Completely Normal Hype Video To Tell The Motherfuckers Joking Around About His Ankle Surgery That He's Coming Back

I think, no no, I KNOW I love this move. Derrick Rose has won me over as a Knicks fan. He's changed his game completely to fit in with the NBA. He's an important piece, pretty clear when you look at the Knicks record or if you just watch Alec Burks attempt to play point guard. It doesn't work. Derrick Rose works. Now I love that he put out a hype video where he's sitting in the car, might be falling asleep and alerting the haters that he's coming back. That's what I want. We need some good juju here and Rose doing this tells me it'll all be fine*

*It won't be fine, because we're the Knicks

This is what we have though. We have the young guys if Thibs ever lets them run around and be players. But we now have the Derrick Rose hype video. I don't know man, it's something I needed to have a sliver of hope. It's bullshit he had to get another ankle surgery, I don't care for that. But I am pumped that he's going to make motherfuckers pay who joke around. That's why we're completely serious here. Actually I may start joking around about it just to add someone to the list. Maybe that will help the Knicks turn it around.* 

It won't turn it around because we're the Knicks. 

The haters on alert.