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You Cannot Stop Ben Mintz. You Can Only Hope To Contain Him.

I don’t know if I’ve met a better man in my life than Ben Mintz. Dancer? Just about every single person I have ever met in my entire life is more fluid on the hardwood. But Ben Mintz is a great man and that’s why people call him The Destroyer. The same man that spent the better part of a decade putting offshore poker tables out of business. A guy who walks and people simply follow, from Omaha to New Orleans. The firm bodies of co-eds ready to lay down at a moments notice just for the college baseball pillow talk. There’s a reason you love Ben Mintz and whether you realize it or not, you never had a choice. I think it’s because he knows Voodoo.

In any event big night for college baseball. Especially with MLB being a bunch of pussies. Insert college baseball to fill that void and on that front Mintzy will have you covered. Omaha 2021 was no one trick pony as we have plans to do some more damage this year. But first everyone needs to get all aboard the Mintzy train.

Listen to Megan. Nobody brings the party in the streets.

Go buy some merch to support the college baseball movement.