The Unicorn Kristaps Porzingis Is Your Newest Washington Wizard!

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What an awesome trade for the Wizards. Remember how good KP was? He finished ahead of Jokic in Rookie of the Year voting in 2015-2015! Clem traveled to Latvia for him! People from Latvia don't even travel to Latvia! Do they even have food in…

Obviously the best part is shedding Bertans contract. What a mistake that whole thing was. It's not every day you can say "The Wizards got better", but today we can.

Wizards Nate, out.

PS: People always ask me if I'm a Wizards fan. I love the Wizards. Basketball is just so tough when you're not one of those loaded teams or have a pick like Giannis pan out, it's just like "welp, hopefully we can get the 7th or 8th seed". The Wizards with Beal are just kinda stuck in the middle, in NBA purgatory. Tommy Shep seems to have a good idea of how to get out of it though, so let's trust and see how the next couple of years go.