Everything Is A Sham: Goodell Is Going To Do ANOTHER "Independent Investigation" Into Dan Snyder Even Though They Never Released The Results Of The First One
Yesterday Dan Snyder decided he was going to independently investigate himself over allegations that he sexually harassed a woman. Everyone with a brain was like "that makes no sense at all, how can you independently investigate yourself, you moron?". And it turns out everyone was right, to the point even the NFL was like "uhhhh....you can't do that bro".
And here's the article from John Keim about it. A good read that gets reallllly deep into the nitty gritty of it:
ESPN - The NFL says the league -- and not the Washington Commanders -- will conduct an independent inquiry into Tiffani Johnston's allegations of sexual harassment against team owner Dan Snyder.
The Commanders had announced Wednesday morning that Pallas Global Group LLC, led by former Assistant United States Attorneys Bonnie Jonas and Tiffany Moller, will manage an "independent investigation" into allegations made last week by Johnston before a congressional committee.
But the league clarified later Wednesday that it will be in control of any investigation or action taken.
"We'll do an investigation," NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told reporters at the Super Bowl. "We've said from Day One that we will look into this. … I do not see any way a team can do its own investigation of itself. That's something we would do and we would do with an outside expert that would help us come to the conclusion of what the facts were, what truly happened, so we can make the right decision from there. We'll treat that seriously."
Tl;dr: The NFL is once again going to investigate Dan Snyder. This is on the heels of their last investigation of Dan Snyder that they completely swept under the rug. Do not ever forget they didn't even release a report. Nothing. A $10 million fine and Goodell poof made it all disappear. And now they are doing ANOTHER investigation! Someone make this make sense! Or someone hit me over the head with a tack hammer, whichever is easier for you.
Nothing will happen. We already know nothing will happen. If nothing has happened yet with all the information the NFL has and with all the women coming forward about Snyder and his comrades, then I have no idea how the NFL continually lets him get away with it. Nevermind the fact he just makes the league less money by owning the team and is constantly a black eye on the league. He's the kid at the lunch table who won't shut the fuck up and costs everyone else recess. Just get rid of that one kid, it's pretty simple.
Can't wait to follow up on this blog in 6 weeks with "inconclusive evidence" or whatever. I don't know what it'll take to end this reign of horror, man. But I still believe it'll happen. One day, it'll happen. Please.