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REAL THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE REAL WORLD: Rudy Giuliani Was Unmasked On 'The Masked Singer' Prompting Ken Jeong And Robin Thicke To Walk Off In Protest

We do a lot of exaggerating on this program. It's cost of doing business. But I say, without a hint of irony or exaggeration, that this is the funniest goddamn thing that's ever happened. We've reached the point in society where you can't be wearing a fucking cupcake costume singing "...Baby One More Time" without people caring about what side of the aisle you sit on. On FOX of all places. Like Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke, appreciate the absurdity of the moment one time for me. It's literally Rudy Giuliani on THE MASKED SINGER. Those costumes are a death trap. If he made it a few episodes more he might've collapsed in the middle of "Achy Breaky Heart." And it would have been like when the Denver Nuggets mascot passed out descending from the ceiling where he's lifeless but he's still in a hilarious mascot outfit so you can't tell the dire pain of the man inside. Or like when the Seattle Mariners moose roller-bladed uncontrollably into the centerfield wall, instantly shattering both ankles, hands on moose head, comically screaming in agony. 

That's what Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke stormed off about. An old man singing his dick off trying to win back the American public in a mascot costume that easily could've ended his life with a wrong step or poorly crafted ventilation system. Grow up. It's season goddamn seven of 'The Masked Singer' somehow. Cash your checks, go home, sleep on your pile of money and be done with it. I'm sure there's a time and place for righteous indignation over political ideological disagreements, I'm also sure that time and place is not THE MASKED SINGER.