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What Would Happen If Aaron Jones Lambeau Leaped Into Bears Fans At Soldier Field?

Today was a milestone for Red Line Radio. For the first time, we interviewed an enemy. If you ask anyone in Chicago which sports franchise they hate the most, I'd say 75% of them would say the Packers. The STL Cardinals would be next with about 10-15% of the vote and the final would be a smorgasbord of random teams. Long story short - we fucking HATE that Packers. Hate their guts.

That's why it made complete sense to have Aaron Jones on the show this week on the heels of Aaron Rodgers pulling this move last fall...

The only thing Aaron Rodgers could have done to stick it up Bears' fans asses more in this specific situation would have been to Lambeau Leap into the crowd. Sure, he might have gotten a shiv to his jugular and would have undoubtedly been doused in Miller Lite, but that would have been the ultimate "fuck you" to the entire city of Chicago. I would have hated it and probably put a hit on Rodgers had he done that, but at the same time it would have been so diabolical I would have respected it. The fact is, is he does own us. He owns each and every Chicagoan's soul. There's no disputing that. Facts are facts. 

That's why I dared Aaron Jones to do it. I couldn't believe it but he agreed to it. Now, after sitting down with him for 20-25 mins or so, I thought to myself, "fuck. I wanna hate this guy's guts but it's clear he's a standup dude. Funny, a philanthropist, down to earth, loves Barstool, etc." but I still want to see him get completely SOAKED in beer, assuming it's like a 38-7 Bears lead (LMFAO) when they play on the Lake next year. The man was nominated for the Walter Payton "Man of the Year" award! That's HIGH praise. I know the Payton family and know how seriously they take that award. Good for Jones. The world needs more people like him.  

He'll have ample chances for this to pull this move and if he does, he gets a cool $1000 donated his foundation him in my name. I unfortunately know it, you unfortunately know it, we all unfortunately know it. 

Here's what you need to do from here on out:

1. Check out his foundation by clicking this link to the A & A All the Way Foundation

2. Listen to his interview on Red Line Radio

3. Subscribe to the Barstool Chicago YouTube channel: