Lighten the Fuck Up! Three Kings Argued Over Who Had the Biggest...

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Back in the late 1700s when monarchies were all the rage, the King of France, the King of Spain, and the King of England were having a dispute over who had the biggest penis…

Eventually, they decided to let the people be the judge. All three Kings stood in front of a mixed crowd from all three countries and dropped their drawers one by one.

The King of France dropped his drawers first and the French crowd in support of their King shouted, "Viva la France!"

Next, the King of Spain dropped his drawers and the Spanish crowd in support of their King shouted, "Viva la España!"

Lastly, the King of England dropped his drawers, but there was a long silence… And then, suddenly, everybody in the crowd shouted, "God save the Queen!!!"                                                                                                                                                                                    

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