Did Chief Try To Fuck Ozzie Guillen Last Night?
For the love of burrata, what a fucking picture that is.
Do you think that Barstool having a bar in River North is a big deal now? Because we now have employees trying to fuck World Series managers at the place. On opening night no less. So many people will point at the hand on the chest which is definitely without a doubt the star of the show, but don't sleep on the fallen hair swoop and the drunk eyes. They play as big of a component into this picture as well.
Poor Ozzie. He has to deal with living here in the 5 degree January cold and now Chief caressing his pec. He didn't tell every beat writer in this town to fuck off only to have this happen years later.
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But, anyways it was a great time last night. Thank you to everybody who came out. The spot is really really cool and not something that any of us would've imagined.
If you're in Chicago and want to check it out it's officially open to the public today.
Here's all the info/if you wanna see some pictures:
Barstool River North Instagram
P.S - Don't sleep on the basement. Unreal ambiance down there.