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Jason Derulo Started Throwing Fists Of Fury At Two Guys That Called Him Usher

Usually I would say that being mistaken for one of the biggest pop superstars of a generation is no reason to throw hands with two complete strangers. Usher has the singing voice of an angel, dance moves that would make the devil blush, and more charm than either of those likely imaginary creatures. I like to think the reason I landed Mrs. Clem is because of the way she felt being serenaded by the 2004 hit smash "Yeah" while dancing with me at whatever dive bar we were at back when we had lives.

But Jason Derulo is built different (insert breathing smoke out of nose emoji here). He has worked too damn hard to establish his own brand by not only releasing banger after banger but also vocally watermarking his name into each said banger so you know it's him singing.

So a word to the wise out there. If you see Jason Derulo walking around, don't call him Usher, don't call him Bruno Mars, and don't you dare call him late for dinner unless you want a knuckle sandwich. Sorry, had to sprinkle a dad joke in there to lighten the mood. But seriously, if the internet and years of busting balls has taught me anything, Jason Derulo should probably get used to getting called Usher by every single person with a friend holding a camera that is recording for the foreseeable future.

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