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‘90 Day Fiancé’ Star Who Made Six Figures Selling Jars Of Farts Forced Into Jar Farting Retirement After Heart Attack Scare

People think the fart business is all shits and giggles. Well it’s not! The fart game is as serious as a heart attack. First, you have to buy the jars. Then, you have to eat all the beans. The magical fruit will, in fact, make you toot. But, at least in this case, the more you toot the better you do not necessarily feel. You should not, repeat, NOT, have beans for every meal. That’ll get you in the emergency room with the quickness and have your six-figure empire come crumbling down.

To put it bluntly: this stinks. There’s obviously a demand, but where is the supply going to come from? Farting into jars appears to be as dangerous as fishing for king crabs. How valuable are those farts that were delivered, pre-heart palpitations? Are they like Honus Wagner rookie cards? Is there a grading industry out there trying to figure out if these gas canisters are in mint condition?

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