PK Subban's New Year's Resolutions Clearly Didn't Involve Less Slewfooting
New year, same PK Slewbban. The man has an addiction, and the only prescription is more slewfoot. The bastard simply cannot help himself. If he sees a nice, juicy, exposed back of the leg? Well that's like bringing a big ol' plate full of ass over to Stu Feiner.
Ryan Reaves, how ya slewin'.
Milan Lucic, how ya slewin'.
Sweet prince Trevor Zegras, how ya slewin'.
Pretty much anybody who has ever gone into the corner with PK Subban?
And still somehow the only guy in the league who is willing to do anything back to Subban is Sidney Crosby.
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I never thought I'd be saying this but maybe Sidney Crosby is the enforcer the NHL needs right now. If nobody else is going to step up to put an end to Slewbban's shenanigans, then Sidney Crosby is our only hope. Ryan Reaves and Tom Wilson could never.