Lighten the Fuck Up! She Asked Her Boss for a Raise on New Year's Eve...

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After two years on the job, an attractive young secretary believed she deserved a raise and got up the courage to ask her boss for an increase just an hour before she left the office and was heading out to celebrate New Year's Eve…

 "And how much of a raise do you want?", her boss asked curiously.

"I believe an extra $10,000 a year would be appropriate and well-deserved", the secretary responded.

The boss nodded his head in agreement and then said, "Sounds about right. And, what would you say to a package that also included eight weeks paid vacation, ten paid holidays, and a new Cadillac Escalade every two years?"

That got the secretary's attention and she perked up and asked excitedly, "Wow, are you kidding?"

The boss chuckled, "Yes I am, but you started it…"                                                                                                                                   

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