The New Staples Center Is Getting Roasted Online For Looking Like A Straight Up Choochie

You know what's funny? The roof didn't change, they just removed the words "Staples Center" from the red and it immediately turned into a vagina. Naturally, the comment section picked up on it right away...

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and on and on we go. You'd think that for $700 million the braintrust at crypto.com would have realized that they should've had the lettering ready for the official switch, yet here we are. A straight up coochie stadium for the Nets Christmas day spanking against the Lakers. You can't make this stuff up. Apparently crypto.com has the naming rights for the next twenty years although that's not confirmed. Staples paid $116 million for them back in 1999. Times are a changing, friends. You can read the rest of the comments on the post here. I'm not gonna lie they're pretty good. Now here are some highlights from the house the Kobe built. Enjoy…

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