There Was A Wild Brawl At Miami Airport And It's About Time They Start Locking These People Up For Life

Dante12/22/2021 8:00 PM

CBS News - Two people are in custody after a brawl broke out at Miami International Airport Monday night in an incident that was caught on video. According to the Miami-Dade Police Department, officers were called out to gate H8 at around 6:35 p.m. after an airport employee reported a disturbance stemming from a delayed charter flight.
Responding officers then found an unruly passenger had allegedly taken the keys to an airport transport golf cart, refusing to let the employee leave, CBS Miami reported. Video taken by traveler Mike Majlak captured a large crowd surrounding one of the officers, who had someone in a hold.
The officer, who was being grabbed and jostled by the crowd, retreated after breaking his hold.
He could then be seen holding what appears to be a weapon while radioing for help with his offhand. Miami police reported the officer was not injured.
Backup officers eventually responded to the scene and were able to control the crowd.
Two individuals were taken into custody and charges are pending.

I think this is like the 20th airport brawl posted on this site in 2021. And the sad part isn't that that's 20 airport brawls too many. No, it's that that's just a fraction of the ones that occurred, got submitted, or we came across and just decided to post because there weren't any new angles to blog.

Well, I have one.

It's time to start giving in to these savages.

They're right. Air travel and flying commercially isn't a privilege. It's their right. And fuck anybody who gets in their way.

So let's license the name "Con Air" from Jerry Bruckheimer, and dedicate one of those jumbo military planes per month to transporting these rascals somewhere luxurious.

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Instead of emblazoning the "Con Air" logo on the plane's sides though you have to stick with "Spirit" so they still feel comfortable.

Instead of threatening them with empty threats and logical reasoning-

Disruptive passengers face police arrest, civil penalties up to $37,000, being banned from flying, and potential federal prosecution. We have worked so hard to rebound from the pandemic and make traveling safe again, so we can visit our loved ones. Please travel responsibly by getting to the airport extra early, being patient, complying with the federal mask law and airport staff, limiting your alcohol consumption, and notifying police at the first sign of bad behavior by calling 911.

Give these people mayhem in the skies.

Strap them in on that plane and ascend to 40,000 feat.

Once you get to a comfortable cruising altitude, open the hatch in the back, and release the seat belts.

And allow the Royal Rumble to commence.

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Let them throw each other from the plane in groups or one by one Harrison Ford in "Airforce One" style

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Last woman or man standing gets a round trip to Miami since that seems to be where 80% of these flights are originating from or destined to.

Done and done.

It's a win win because for the depraved individuals, like the ones in this latest video, putting a police officer, who's trying to calm everybody down and maintain order, into a chokehold, they get to get their aggression out and show how tough they are against others that share the same mindset. For the fake tough guys, like this fucking loser who couldn't whip out his camera phone fast enough to "document" everything, instead of doing something productive, the world is one less off.