If You Prefer Flat Wings Over Drums I'm Just Assuming You're One Of Those People That Likes Being Aggravated

Listen...I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a creature of habit. When I enjoy one thing I just keep going back and back and back and back again which is exactly, shockingly, what I happen to do with restaurants as well. And that very restaurant whenever I'm in the great city of Atlanta is Fox Bros BBQ. Great Texas-style barbecue, wild deep-fried ribs, unbelievable sides like brisket chili, and much more. So when i sat down yesterday I said fuck it...let me try the wings on this menu. They gotta be good right? I'm happy to report I was correct. Probably the best wings I've ever had. Both a sweet & tangy sauce. Smoked to perfection. Combined with the wonderful cold bleu cheese. Just orgasmic all-around. 

BUT the most interesting thing about the whole process was that you could all drums or all flats if you'd like which is like Air Fryer-level innovative. After reveling in how amazing that is I obviously went with the drums because I'm a normal person that enjoys good food with the least work possible it takes to said food. The drum wing has a clear handle for picking up & putting down purposes. You get a few PRIMO meat-filled bites in there. And there's no full blown process to do it. Just you and the meat. While the flats you gotta work more than Benjamin Franklin with his kite just to get a sliver of tasty meat. You gotta work your tongue like your Kenny G playing the sax. It's simply too much and flat people absolutely LOVE to be flat people. They think they're superior just because they work harder for their wings. Disgusting.

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Friggen flat people. The worst. I'm gonna stick to enjoying my beyond hearty drums.