BREAKING NEWS: BART SIMPSON IS DEAD

Clem11/26/2021 8:15 PM

ANOTHER Black Friday blog, huh? Well kinda. In addition to pumping up the amazing 20% off deals in almost the entire store complete with roughly a zillion new pieces of merch, I have also included some classic Simpsons clips because I am an absolute gentleman that appreciates a click and also because The Simpsons may have killed off Bart 10 different times since I stopped watching roughly 20 years ago.

Top notch stuff right there. You want some more top notch stuff? Well great, here are some of my favorite pieces of merch on sale for 20% off like almost the ENTIRE Barstool Store!

Kadarius Tee

There's a storm coming now that Jason Garrett has been fired. Get this shirt now before it sells out after Kadarius' next game, where he is no doubt going to put up 200+ yards now that his team will now be running an actual offense designed to score points.

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The ABC's of Barstool Sports

Anybody who has bought any of our best merch or seen any of the Pardon My Take graphics knows all about Trig. Well him and Ryan Hatfield put together this perfect ABCs book for kids and adults alike that is Podfathers approved. Don't believe me? Ask these handsome fellas yourself!

I can't believe I they allowed this merry band of misfits into a kid's book

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Speaking of Podfathers, we got a tonnnnn of gear for the dads and kids in your life.

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Can't forget Kate's new Highchair brand that is for exhausted new moms with kids.

Every parent seeing this merch:

Giphy Images.

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A Very Variant Christmas Sweater

Don't think, just buy when the Lokigator is on a shirt.

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STOOLIES, ASSEMBLE!

Not much to say about this shirt other than it's legitimately my favorite shirt in the entire store. Unreal attention to detail by the good Nathan Hurst of the Multihurst. There are going to be A LOT of trips to the basement in the coming weeks and months, so get this comfy hoodie now or a tee shirt for your grandfathers since the Olds like it too!

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Shit, I forgot this all started as clickbait about a 10-year-old fictional boy dying. I guess it's time to go and eat the rest of my leftovers from yesterday.

CLICK BURGLAR CLEM…OUT!!!