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<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies to complement the regular podcast Feits and Chaps are pumping out.</p><p>Their pod can get pretty fucking weird and can be found here...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/B8zBMEr?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/barstool-confessions/id1375719994?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions-...-today-at-3-pmish&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions-...-today-at-3-pmish"></a></div></div></div><p>But this blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first...</p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">If anyone was on the <em>American Airlines</em> redeye out of Phoenix on Sunday night, they were probably infuriated with the mystery gassy passenger who filled the cabin with his stench starting about an hour after takeoff and right through our landing in Newark the following morning.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">Well... As you may have guessed... That gassy passenger was me.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">Sorry.</span></strong></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p>

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<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies to complement the regular podcast Feits and Chaps are pumping out.</p><p>Their pod can get pretty fucking weird and can be found here...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/B8zBMEr?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/barstool-confessions/id1375719994?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions-...-today-at-3-pmish&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions-...-today-at-3-pmish"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>But this blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first...</p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">If anyone was on the <em>American Airlines</em> redeye out of Phoenix on Sunday night, they were probably infuriated with the mystery gassy passenger who filled the cabin with his stench starting about an hour after takeoff and right through our landing in Newark the following morning.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">Well... As you may have guessed... That gassy passenger was me.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">Sorry.</span></strong></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p>

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