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If Hank Doesn't Get A Solo Warzone Win Before The New Map Comes Out (December 8th), He'll Be Duct Taped To The Stool Streams Wall

Life always comes full circle.

So let's start from the top here - Hank hasn't been able to get a solo Warzone win since the game dropped. He's got a ton of multiple wins in duos, trios and squads, but hasn't been able to conquer the solo dolo Verdansk. PFT, Billy Football, Smitty, Glenny and even Whitesoxdave have multiple solo wins. Hell, even Robbie Fox has a few solo dubs under his belt.

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But Sir Henry Lockwood hasn't been able to complete the task, despite the fact that he's the most talented one. So for a small fee of one Gucci Xbox, Hank hired me to coach him once a week to help him get his solo dub.

During my weekly coaching stream with Hank, he dropped this BOMB on stream. 

HL - "If I don't get a win before the new map drops (December 2nd), I will duct tape myself to the (Stool Streams) Wall."

Don't get it twisted, I'm SOLELY writing this blog so that Hank is held accountable if he's unable to get the solo win. I'm his Warzone coach and if he's unable to get a solo win under my guidance than that's a poor reflection on me. I'm rooting for Mr. Lockwood, but I also root for pure chaos…

Remember The Emperor's New Groove? I feel like Kronk right now.

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Devil on one shoulder thinking about taping Hank to the wall and on the other side it's the angel showing me the glory of coaching Hank to his first solo Warzone win. Lot to consider here…

Week 1 Highlights

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Week 2 Highlights


We've never been closer than Hank's first game on Week 1. 4th place finish with 5 kills.

On Thursday, we run it back. See you at 5:30pm.