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Ed Sheeran Says He Has To Avoid Public Urinals Because People Will Always Try And Look At His Dick

Source - Ed Sheeran has explained that he doesn’t like using urinals, and he has a very good reason why.

The Shape Of You singer admitted that, as a celebrity, people will sometimes disrespect boundaries that you wouldn’t dream of with a regular, non-famous person.

These crucial boundaries include standing away from others at urinals, and, more importantly, not looking at their penis.

Ed, speaking on the Armchair Expert podcast, revealed that people can’t help but stand right beside him and ‘have a look’ while he’s trying to do his business, and he that he avoids urinals as a result...

Poor Ed. I'd wanna see it because I imagine it looks somewhat like him- frumpy and pink with some unkept hair. Then again, what do I know? I've only seen thousands of dicks in my lifetime. But enough speculation. I truly do feel bad for Ed. Imagine being so famous that you can't take a piss in public because everyone's trying to sneak a peek? That must be miserable. Penises in general are typically at their worst while urinating too unless you have to go so bad that it naturally fluffs. Maybe that's what his concern is. Regardless, if I were him I'd just leak it. Start an OnlyFans and get ahead of the story so you're not living in fear. That's all I have for this one. Hang in there, Ed. Things will get better, they always do. 

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