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Nothing Gets The Juices Flowing This Morning Like Seeing Knicks Fans Celebrating Outside MSG And Chanting 'Fuck The Celtics'

You think I care that people will call this lame? Nope. We're Knicks fans. We haven't had SHIT to celebrate about in years. We haven't had SHIT to be excited about in decades.  That all changed heading into this season. Hell, even last night it wasn't same old Knicks. Same old Knicks lose that game. Same old Knicks fold after Evan Fournier and Kemba Walker played the dumbest possible defense in the world. 

I don't know man. Fournier can't try to double even on a slip. Just stay home. And Kemba. Fucking Kemba man. You're up 3. DON'T EVER GO INSIDE THE 3PT LINE WHEN YOU'RE UP 3. Disaster. Okay, had to get that out in public finally. Feels good. You know what else feels good? RJ Barrett turning into an elite defender. Yep. Elite. 

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The way he moved his feet, cut off Tatum and challenged the shot? I may or may not have gotten an erection. This is page 1 of my PornHub. Solid fundamental defense like that just gets me going. But then you realize he did it the entire damn game and it's even better. 

But this is about us, the fans. This is about the fact we can wake up every day and be excited about the Knicks. Do you know how long we've waited to say that? I'm 34. I can count on both hands how many times I've had this feeling. I'm not saying we're the No. 1 team in the East. Come on, let's calm down. I'm sayin we're fucking competent and that's worth celebrating. Julius Randle isn't regressing. Mitchell Robinson looked improved … he barely fouled! Evan Fournier is a gamer. The bench is still there. Obi looked WILDLY improved and really changed the game in the 2nd half. We should have known the game was over the moment he pointed while hanging on the rim. 

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