Two Will Defend You, The Rest Are Coming To Kill You
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I would have Coach O and Steve Belichick defend me. Both are best in shape and wildest. The rest seem pretty vicious but not too intimidating. Coach O may have access to tigers and Steve Belichick may be American psycho. Honorable mention would be Rex Ryan and Jon Gruden. Jon because Jon has access to deuce Gruden who is a literal human pit bull (huge weakness in emails though). Rex may get a little distracted by feet, but he always talks about how many kids he beat up in recess. Coach O's one weakness is getting his significant others involved but I do not see that being too much of a problem.
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Little play on the old classic.