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Succession Comes Back Tonight, So Let's Watch A 3 Minute Refresher Of What The Hell Happened Last Season

I caught up on Succession at some time during this pandemic since time doesn't really exist anymore and realized with the show coming back tonight, everyone could probably use a refresher considering I can barely remember what happened last season and I watched it more recently than most. I wanted to use one of those funny recap videos where the narrator talks really fast and makes a couple funny recurring jokes, but I couldn't find any so the best recap I could find was the HBO version.

Since this is my first time watching Succession live as it airs, I kindly ask the suits at HBO to figure out a solution to airing their incredible show during football season. My two proposals are to either gotta air the show during that hour window between the 4 PM games and the Sunday Night Football game or declare halftime of Sunday Night Football from 9-10 so Succession can air in that hallowed HBO time slot that is th TV equivalent of playing quarterback for the Cowboys.

Since I had to go with the very missionary HBO version of the recap, I'll toss in the rudest quotes video to spice things up a bit

Obligatory Greg The Egg One Bite pizza review, which is a hilarious thing to write considering this was originally Bon Jovi's One Bite video.

Greg The Motherfucking Egg, man. God bless that man and God bless this show full of the most awful humans you'd never want to meet.

NOW HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC!!!

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