Elon Musk And Grimes Are Getting Divorced, Elon Rumored To Be In Love With His Robot Secretary

Elon Musk and Grimes have broken up after three years together, Page Six can exclusively reveal.

The SpaceX founder confirmed that he and the Canadian singer are “semi-separated” but remain on good terms and continue to co-parent their 1-year-old son, the epically named X Æ A-Xii Musk.

“We are semi-separated but still love each other, see each other frequently and are on great terms,” Musk told us.

“It’s mostly that my work at SpaceX and Tesla requires me to be primarily in Texas or traveling overseas and her work is primarily in LA. She’s staying with me now and Baby X is in the adjacent room.”

This is not a drill. This time....true. love. is. actually. DEAD.

Elon and Grimes?? Damn. I thought they were both freakish enough to go the distance. It seems like the reason for the split is basically because they don't spend any time together, and they're co-parenting/on good terms. Makes sense? Elon doesn't strike me as a philanderer, despite being the typical "man in power with an ego." His ego lies somewhere out in Space, not out at sex parties or in IG models DMs. 

Spin zone....Elon is....single? I have it on record that I'd be a great stepmom. I'd also LOVE to only occasionally spend time with my spouse, while he works all the time in Texas. We can live separate lives, but take lavish vacations every once in a while? I'd get my own gigantic apartment (at 432 Park Avenue) and I wouldn't have to listen to anyone else try and decorate it? It's also on record, time stamped that I LOVED his performance on SNL:

I'd also probably eventually get to go to Space?? Has…has it been my destiny all along to date Elon Musk? I wonder if Dave will introduce me?