The World's Biggest Hummer Has Been Unveiled At A Casual 21 Feet Tall And It Is PREPOSTEROUS

(Source)- The world’s biggest Hummer took to the streets recently, dwarfing all those around it. The Hummer is three times the original and yes, it’s even bigger than GMC’s Hummer EV. Its name is the Hummer H1 X3 and it lives in the UAE.

The monster Hummer dimensions are a staggering 21.6 feet tall, 46 feet long, and 19 feet wide, which is three times bigger than the factory H1 it takes after and significantly larger than the biggest Hummer EV on the market which sits at 6.5 feet tall, 18 feet long, and 7.25 feet wide. The Hummer H1 X3 is powered by four diesel engines and has a multilevel interior that is currently unfinished but does include a kitchen and bathroom. The owner of the massive Hummer is none other than Sheikh Hamad bin Hamdan Al Nahyan also known as the Rainbow Sheikh. He’s a billionaire in the UAE.

Jeeeeeeeesus Christ. You know what they say about the guy that owns the world's biggest Hummer. He must have the world's biggest wallet because that thing is a GAS GUZZLER as we continue to get squeezed at the pumps.

Truth be told, I was all ready to make a small penis joke about the Sheikh that owns this monstrosity that makes an already comically oversized normal Hummer look like a remote control car then call it a blog since I can't believe we used to live in a world where people driving giant yellow Hummers was accepted as normal. But after seeing the inside, I have quickly changed my tune.

Anytime you throw a kitchen and a toilet inside of something that doesn't usually have one, you have my attention because you are clearly looking to make this more than just a car. Now we just need to get X to the Z Xzibit to pimp this ride with a PS5, an 80" LCD TV, and a salt water fish tank. Because while I'm not much of a car guy, being able to ride around in what is essentially a 21 foot mobile apartment is sick. Especially if the view out of the windshield looks like an AT-AT when General Veers was lighting up rebel scum during The Battle of Hoth.

Hell, if you have enough money to make a 21 foot Hummer, you can probably buy some lasers and start blasting wherever you want without a care about the local authorities stopping you because that's how money works. Or at least it should, whether you are in the United States, United Arab Emirates, or pretty much anywhere else on God's green Earth. Because building a 21 foot Hummer for a couple of TikToks, a Barstool blog, and the admiration of countless gearheads is probably not the best ROI in the world.