I Am Beyond All Set On This New Flamin' Hot Cheetos Ice Cream

NY Post- Ice cream is a surefire way to beat the heat in summer, but what happens when you add fire to ice?

Marble Slab Creamery partnered with Frito-Lay’s Flamin’ Hot Cheetos to create a new creamy and dreamy concoction. The spicy and cheesy corn puffs and the ice cream shop announced the mashup: a Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Ice Cream and a Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Shake.

But ice cream lovers should get it while it’s hot as the sweet treat is available for a limited time. The dessert is available in stores nationally through Sept. 30.

Oh COME ON people! What are we doing here? There's not many folks out there that like food more than me and I can sadly confirm that by stepping on a scale. Love, love, love food. And when you love food you happen to try some crazy shit in your day which I have. My expertise happens to be burgers and I've had a lotta weird shit on burgers. I've done peanut butter on burgers, I've done foie gras (duck liver) on burgers, I've done Habanero peppers on burgers, Hell I've even had fucking KANGAROO burgers!

Adventurous food is fun like I just stated above and there's no denying that. But Flamin' hot Cheetos ice cream? We know Cheetos are great. We know Ice Cream is great. We also love the Flamin' Hot variety of the aforementioned Cheetos. But together? Those DO NOT go together. My mind instantly goes to cheese and ice cream which, even though I guess they're both in the dairy family, should NEVER go together. I'm just picturing a grilled cheese with a dollop of melted Ice Cream in the middle of it & now I'm not sleeping tonight.

And don't even get me started on the spicy aspect as well. Ice Cream after spicy food can actually be fucking PHENOMENAL, yet when you throw those bad boys together? That sounds like some voodoo shit. Just things that shouldn't happen in a normal world. And I don't like voodoo. We need to make this stop!