An Australian Kayaker Can Thank The Condoms Given Out At The Olympic Village For Helping Her Win A Couple Medals

[Sun] - The nose suffered damage during her kayak competition at the Tokyo Games.

A member of her team started the emergency treatment with a carbon mixture - before stretching the rubber over the end to keep it in place.

Captioning a video on TikTok, Fox wrote: "Bet you never knew condoms could be used for kayak repairs.

"It gives the carbon a smooth finish!"

The Australian star, 27, came third in the kayak slalom before sealing gold in the canoe event.

What a win for condoms here. Oh you don't think it's comfortable, oh you don't like condoms, whatever. Well, guess what? They help you win medals. Talk about a huge win for condom companies as a whole. If every condom company isn't using this as an advertisement plan from here on out, they are simply losing. It's set up perfectly for you now. I gotta admit I thought 150,000 being handed at Olympic Village was a bit much. I mean I know all about the sex and orgies and all that good stuff, but still 150,000 is just a ridiculous number to say out loud for condoms. Now I think they may need to one up it next time around. If we're using condoms to fix kayakers what else can it fix? Can we use it for bikes? At some point in the Olympics I assume someone is going to wrap their kayak like the scene in Naked Gun. 

Feel like it works similar to a swimming cap. Just glide through the water with a bunch of condoms all over the kayak. I'm pretty sure there's no rule that you can't have a bunch of condoms on your kayak. Test it out and see what happens, especially if you're an underdog in a race. A bronze and a gold medal sound worth it to you? 

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So shout out Jessica Fox and her team. Genius move here that clearly helped win a medal. Can't hold anything back at the Olympics.