The Israeli Baseball Team Gave Us An Investigative Report On How Many Athletes Can Fit (Bang) On The Cardboard Beds Before They Break

One of the biggest talking points of these Olympics have been the cardboard beds. We all know that Olympic Village turns into sex town pretty fast. You have athletes in peak performance getting a bunch of condoms and partying once they are done their event. There are stories left and right about what happens there. It all started when they announced they'd have 'anti-sex' beds. 

Then we had this Irish gymnast test out the beds. 

Okay, good to know that lasts. People can still bang each other. But the question is what about orgies? 

There are team events at the Olympics after all. Well luckily for us Israel's pitcher Ben Wanger (shout out the Lancaster Barnstormers, York Revolution kick your ass though) and some teammates helped us get to an exact number. In a now deleted TikTok, wonder why he deleted it, he kept adding teammates to jump on the bed. It finally collapsed with 9 dudes jumping on the bed. You can see the video in the article up top. Only place where I still saw the entire video. But this is the sort of investigative reporting I need from the Olympics. Yeah, US is winning the medal count but we're not exactly dominating the sports like we should. Instead, show me how many people can have an orgy. 

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If you can fit nine baseball players jumping on the bed before it breaks, surely you can have an 8-person orgy. I look forward to more of Ben's investigative journalism.